"Coming or going" joke

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor, ” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust. ” “That’s right, Johnny, I did. ” “And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust. ” “Yes, I’m glad you were listening. Why do you ask? ” “Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed ’cause there’s someone either comin’ or goin’! ”

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