"Computer Geek and his Wife" joke

Warning to ALL women:
Husband: (Returning late form work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged
in."
Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morn...
Husband: Erroneous syntax.
Wife: What about my new blouse?
Husband: Variable not found. ..
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied. ..
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters. Abort!...
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: Default Parameter.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: Access denied. File in use...
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.