"Computer Viruses" joke
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, the screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask you for more money.
MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 220MB.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRACY VIRUS: Devides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.
AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
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