"Computers Do Have a Gender" joke

Top five reasons why computers must be female
No one but their creator understands their internal
logic.
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message, "Bad command or file name," is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm
certainly not going to tell you."
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
In the interest of gender equality...
Top five reasons why computers must be male
They're heavily dependent on external tools and
equipment.
They periodically cut you off right when you think
you've established a network connection.
They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they
won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their
own.
They're typically obsolete within five years and need to
be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've
already got so much invested in the darn thing that they're compelled
to remain with an underpowered system.
They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only
time you have their attention.