"Confession…" joke

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: “Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long. ” The priest said, “My son, when was the last time you were at confession? ” The old man said, “I have never been to confession, I’m Jewish. ” The priest said, “Then why are you here telling me this? ” The old man said, “Father, I’m telling everyone! ”

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