"Confessional" joke

An elderly man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 85 years old, married, have 6 children, 14 grandchildren and last night I made love to two 19 years olds twice.
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were at confession?"
"Never, Father. I'm Jewish."
"Why then are you telling me," asked the priest.
"I'm telling everyone!" he replied.

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