"Confucius Says 4" joke

Confucius Says:Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!Man who sit on tack get point!Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.A girl's best asset is her' lie'ability.

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