"Confucius Says 5" joke

Confucius Says:He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow.Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People