"Confucius Says 7" joke

Confucius Says:House without bathroom, uncanny.Man who throw dirt, losing ground.Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turnDo not drink and park, accidents cause people.Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser.Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.He who have last laugh, not get joke.Man who throw away watch, wasting time. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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