"Conniving Johnny" joke

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny, "can you give me ten dollars?"
"Absolutely not!" his mother replied.
"If you do," he continued, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were out shopping."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Hazel, don't forget to wash my socks tomorrow'."

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