"Consoling A Friend" joke
Pete was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"That's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?"
Pete thought about it for a moment, then said, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
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