"Constipation Problem" joke

A construction worker went to the doctor, complaining of terrible stomach pains.
"Doc," he said, "I'm really constipated. Can you help me?"
The doctor examined him for a moment and then told him to lean over the table. As instructed, the construction worker leaned over the table, the doctor smacked him on the butt with his clipboard, CRACK!... and then sent him to the bathroom.
A few minutes later he returned and said, "Gee, doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent this problem in the future?"
"Stop wiping with cement bags!" the doctor replied.

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