"Conversation in Paradise" joke

One day in Paradise, Eva said to God:
-"GOD, I have got a problem!"
-"What is the problem, Eva?.
-"God, I know you made me and you gave me this wonderful garden, all these amazing animals and also the good serpent, but I am not happy."
-"Why do you feel that?" - said a voice from the sky.
-"God, I am alone, and I can't handle eat more apples."
-"Well, Eva, in that case, I have got a solution for you. I will create the man."
-"What is a man, God?"
-"A man will be an imperfect creature, with many negative attributes: liar, arrogant, conceited person; resuming, he will make your life a hell.
But... he will be bigger, faster, and he will hunt and kill animals for you. He will have a stupid look when excited, but I will make him to satisfy all your physical needs. He will pathetic and he will have pleasure with childish things as kick a ball and be fighting all the time. He won't be very intelligent, so he will need your advice to think properly."
-"It sounds great" said Eva, with an ironic smile.
-"However..." said God.
-"What's the problem, God?"
-"Well... You will have him with a condition."
-"Which is."
-"As I have said, he will be a proud, an arrogant and an egocentric person... so, you will have to leave him believe that he was created first..."