"Costume Party" joke

An old man, dressed in a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
Curious about his attire, the bartender asked, "Going to a party, old-timer?"
"Yeah, I'm going to a costume party. I"m supposed to go dressed as my love life," explained the old man.
"But, you look like Abe Lincoln," replied the puzzled bartender.
"That's right," the old man groaned. "My last four scores were seven years ago!"

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