"Could I please?" joke

>>Hmmm...
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>>>>> I know I haven't known you for a very long time and I shouldn't be asking
>>>>> you for this so soon, but I need it very badly.
>>>>>
>>>>> I haven't had it for a long time and I can already feel it going in good
>>>>> and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me, no
>>>>> one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very
>>>>> grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.
>>>>>
>>>>> You must think I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping
>>>>> around it and sucking out all the juice until it's very dry. It has been
>>>>> on my mind all day and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you have a piece of gum?