"Counting" joke

They moved apart as Frank lit their cigarettes; then she snuggled close to him again and pulled the bedsheets up around their chins. "Darling," she cooed, "how many others were there before me?" After a few minutes of silence, she said, with a slight pout: "Well, I'm still waiting!"
"Well," he replied, puffing thoughtfully, "I'm still counting."

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