"Country Song Titles" joke

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 27. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him19. Please Bypass this Heart20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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