"Country Tunes" joke

Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart