"Country Tunes" joke

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth' Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart