"Country song titles" joke

Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You OutYou Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With WhoaBaked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A TartI Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare DayShe Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose MeThe Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For LongDon't Want That Floozy In My JacuzziI Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your ShelfNow That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy

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