"County Legislator" joke

An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation she asked her husband, Have you ever cheated on me? Its all over, so just tell me."
He answers "No, and you."
"Well, remember that time you got fired and then rehired? Well, I visited your boss."
"Is that all," he asks.
"No, remember that time you wanted a raise and your boss refused. I talked to the head of the company in his bed." "Please tell me thats all, asks her husband.
"No, do you remember when you ran for town legislator and you were 150 votes short?!"

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