"Cowboy and Horse" joke

I had a near death experience yesterday afternoon that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things couldn't possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrups...
When this happened I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder and harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart Manager came out and unplugged it!

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