"Credit Card Commercial That Never Was" joke

Cover Charge: $15. 00
Round of Drinks: $23. 00
Table Dance: $30. 00
Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50. 00
A Round of Shots: $34. 00
Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100. 00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500. 00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:

. .......... PRICELESS!