"Credit Card Commercial That Never Was" joke

Cover Charge: $15. 00Round of Drinks: $23. 00Table Dance: $30. 00Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00Couch Dance and Tips: $50. 00A Round of Shots: $34. 00Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100. 00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500. 00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:........... PRICELESS!

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