"Criminal Bad Taste" joke

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
* Telling bone player about all the gigs you get $10
* Asking bone player about their day gig $10
* Sitting behind drums on break $10
* Quoting "Birdland" $25
* Practicing scales during break $25
* Practicing scales during drum solo $50
* Practicing $150
* Beginning a sentence with "When I was a guitar player..." $50
* Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you are "into sequencing" $10

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