"Cross-eyed dog" joke

A man took his Dobermann to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picked up the dog by the ears and had a good look at its eyes. "Well," said the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just because he's cross-eyed?!" exclaimed the man. "No, because he's heavy."

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