"Cross-Eyed Dog" joke

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him,
“My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it? ”
“Well, ” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
“Well, ” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down. ”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed? ” say’s the man.
“No, because he’s heavy, ” says the vet.

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People