"Crossing the River" joke

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly
came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to
get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give
me the strength to cross this river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and
he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,
"Please God, give me the strength... and the tools to
cross this river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to
row across the river in about an hour, after almost
capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the
other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God,
give me the strength and the tools... and the intelligence...
to cross this river."

And poof God turned him into a woman. She looked at
the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then
walked across the bridge.