"Cruise Ship Disaster" joke
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Al Gore were on an adult cruise ship and everyone was having a great time.
Later that evening, the ship struck an iceberg and the passengers were panic-striken. Al Gore began to jump up and down, screaming, "What should we do? What should we do?"
"Women to the lifeboats!" Bush instructed.
Sneering and pushing his way through the crowd, Gore replied, "Screw the women!"
"What a great idea," Clinton said. "Do you suppose we have time?"
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