"Cure for the Hiccups" joke
A guy goes into a doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. After a few minutes, he hears a series of screams and moans from the examining rooms, followed by a hastily departing nun. Moments later the doctor appears, with an immensely satisfied grin on his face. Man: "What on earth happened back there?" Doc: "I just told Sister Mary she was pregnant." Man: "Goodness, is she?" Doc: "Of course not." Man: "Well then, that was an awful thing to say!" Doc: "On the contrary, it cured her hiccups."
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do more...