"DEAR DIARY....August 12 Moved to" joke

DEAR DIARY....August 12
Moved to our new home in Canada. It's so beautiful here. The
mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow
covering them. October 14
Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have
turned all colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I love it here. November 11
Remembrance day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I
love it here. December 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the
snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball
fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the
driveway again. What a beautiful place. We love Canada. December 12
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling.
F***ing snow plough. December 22
More of that white sh** fell last night. I have got blisters on
my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough
hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway.
Asshole.December 25
Merry F***ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow plough, I swear
I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on
the roads to melt the f***ing ice. December 27
More white s*** last night. Been inside for three days now
except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes
through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white,
and it's so frigging cold, The weatherman says to expect another 10
inches of the s*** again tonight. Do you know how many