"Danny Get's It Up" joke
Danny Devito's drunken behavior during his appearance on ABC's "The View" caused a steady spike in Nielsen ratings until Devito began reminiscing about how much sex he and his wife, Rhea Perlman, had in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House, at which point viewers turned to "Martha," preferring boredom to nausea.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads' Low Bridge Ahead.'Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks more...