"Darth And Luke" joke

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for your birthday, Luke," he said

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for my birthday!?"

Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "I felt your presents."

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