"Dear Abby" joke

Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less! Q: Dear Abby, What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest! A: Have you tried a flyswatter? Q: Dear Abby, My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who constantly belittles me. What can I do? A: Shut up and get back to work! Q: Dear Abby, My dad insists I clean my room! How can I get out of this? A: Get a new dad.Q: Dear Abby, Why are you so lazy? A: Dear loser, Why are you so stupid? Next question.Q: Dear Abby, Help! I need to lose weight! How can I stop eating all the fattening foods I love? A: Send them to me and I'll eat them for you.

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