"Dear God," joke

Dear God,
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy,
grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent.
I am very thankful for that.
But, in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed; and from then on,
I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen

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