"Dear Tide" joke
Dear Tide:
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because Mom says it was the best. One weekend about 3 months ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt.
She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon, before I knew what was happening, I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive!
I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...
Thanks again!
Gary Condit
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