"Death Bed" joke

A lawyer named Chris was on his death bed, his partner of 35 years at his bedside. "Joe," Chris said, "I have a confession to make. I've been having an affair with your wife for 25 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Jill. Not only that, but I've also been stealing from our firm for years."
"Don't give it another thought," replied Joe. "I have a confession too. I'm the one who put the arsenic in your martini."

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