"Deathbed Lawyer" joke

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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