"Deathbed Request" joke
Steve and Bill had been friends for more than 25 years and their friendship had weathered innumerable arguments. However, Steve, being the more intelligent one, had fared better than Bill in business and this was a constant source of irritation to Bill.
Steve was on his deathbed, with Bill hovering over him. In his last few moments, Steve called Bill closer to him and said, "Bill, you know we've been friends for a very long time. I have this one last wish which only you, my friend, can grant. Can I count on you?"
"Of course, just tell me what it is and I'll do it happily," Bill replied. "Anything for you, buddy."
"There's this bottle of the finest scotch which I've been saving for the last 15 years," Steve said. "I want you to pour it over my grave when I'm gone. Will you do it?"
"Certainly I'll do it," Bill said, "but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?"
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