"Decomposing Symphony" joke
A fan of Beethoven went to visit Beethoven's grave and when she got there, she heard the ninth symphony being played...it was however played backwards... she did not understand that but came back the next day and brought her friend to listen to the music under the grave... when she got there, she heard the tenth symphony being played..this time again..it was played backward..
they both did not understand this weird undertaking... as they were about to leave a caretaker came along the way, both girls asked the caretaker if he knew why Beethoven's music was being played backwards...
The caretaker replied "Don't you get it... Beethoven is DECOMPOSING!!!"
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