"Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handy" joke

Because of popular demand, I'll continue to post Deep Thoughts until people say they don't want it anymore or I run out. I have about 6 pages, so it should last awhile.
Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handy
If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?"<
Then you say, "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Source: LOTD archive

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