"Definition of a Panda Bear" joke

Thanks to Jim from Florida for the Joke.
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After eating the sandwich, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and prepares to leave.
The manager shouts, "Where are you going? You ate your food, shot my waiter, and now you're leaving without paying!"
The panda responds, "I am a panda - that's what pandas do. If you don't believe me, look it up."
With that, the panda slammed a dictionary on the table and exited the restaurant.
The manager, being curious, grabbed the dictionary and checked the definition for a panda. He read, "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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