"Democrats on the front porch" joke

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democraton my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him andI'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated." Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwingsomebody!"

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