"Dentures" joke

A couple of elderly gentlemen were golfing when one said he was getting a new set of dentures from Dr. King in the morning.

The other remarked he'd got some from the same dentist. "Did he do a good job?" the first asked.

"Well, I was here yesterday when this fellow hooked a shot. The ball must have been going 200mph when it hit me square in the balls," he replied, "And that, my friend, was the first time in two years my mouth didn't hurt!"

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