"Did I Say" joke
A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died? ”
The 60 year old responded, “Did I say he was dead? ”
The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he and is he very active? ”
The 60 year old responded, “Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing 3 times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer. ”
The doctor couldn’t believe it! So he said, “Well, how old was your grandfather when he died? ”
The 60 year old responded again, “Did I say he was dead? ”
The doctor was astonished. He said, “You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active? ”
The 60 year old said, “He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that, ” said the patient, “my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again. ”
The doctor said, “At 106 years why on earth would your grandfather want to get married? ”
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, “Did I say he wanted to? ”
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