"Did You?" joke
There's a man stranded on a desert island and one day a lady gets washed up onto shore. They get to talk and get to know each other. Later on that day the woman asks him' I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded here did you?' And the man replies,' Yes.' So she produces from her bag a cigarette and they smoke together. A little while later she says to him,' I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded did you?' The man says,' yes.' The woman produces a flask from her bag and they drink. More time passes and the woman says,' So you've been on this island for 10 years without a woman huh?' The man replies' Yes'. The woman says,' I don't suppose you'd like to play around.' The man shouts,' Good God lady, you have a set of clubs in that bag too!'
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