"Did ya ever wonder..." joke

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, does he have the right to be noisy?
How a fool and his money got together in the first place?