"Did you have an accident?" joke

A man meets his friend in the street.
His friend is all cuts and bruises, bandages, black eyes, broken nose and using crutches.
He says "What on earth happend to you? Did you have an accident?"
Guys says "No, it was caused by a cough"
First bloke says "A cough... How could a cough cause all those injuries"
Guys says "Well I was in this woman's wardrobe...

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