"Difficult Assignment" joke

The teacher gave her class an assignment to do on childbirth.
When Peter got home from school that day, he asked his mother, "Mom, how was I born?"
His mother, being very reserved about these matters, replied, "Well, the stork brought you to us."
"Well then, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"The stork brought us too, dear," his shy mother replied.
"Then how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"The stork brought them too, son," she again replied.
When Peter handed his report in to his teacher a few days later, she was very confused when she read his opening sentence:
"This has been a very difficult report to write since there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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