"Difficult questions I've faced" joke

Earliest Remembrances
What's his name?
How old is he?
Isn't he the cutest thing?
Did my lil' man lose his blankee?
Early
How's School?
And just who do you think you are?
Can't you act your age?
And just what were you doing to the dog with that eggbeater?
Pre-Teen
What do you mean you don't understand History/English?
You call that cleaning your room?
Who told you you could play baseball/basketball?
How in the world could you lose your homework?
Adolescence
Why are you failing History/English/French?
May I see your license and registration please?
Is any girl worth moping around about? A boy your age!
How in the world could you lose your wallet/sneakers/hat?
Post Adolescence
Exactly how long had you planned to stay in college?
Why in the world would you want to join the Navy?
Why can't you settle down with a nice girl?
When will you learn you can't go around saying what you think?
Early Adulthood
How's the job?
How's the family?
Are you glad you married me?
How can you speak to me that way, don't you care?
Adult Years
How's the new job?
Aren't you ever going to be satisfied?
Gee Dad, weren't you ever young?
How can you speak that way to your own son?
The Middle Years
How's the new job?
How's the new house?
Do you think I'm getting fat/old?
Don't you realize you embarrass me?
The Present
So, how's retirement?
What did the doctor say?
Is that all you're going to do, play on that computer?
How in the world could you lose your pills?